NEW YORK – Pulled over for speeding last night after leaving the MTV Video Music Awards the winner of “Best Rap Video,” famed rapper ‘Chamillionaire’ was caught ridin’ dirty, caught ridin’ dirty, caught ridin’ dirty, caught ridin’ dirty, NYPD Commissioner Ray Kelly said Friday.
“Our officers were patrollin,’ and they clocked Mr. Chamillionaire rollin’ through downtown Manhattan at over 85 miles per hour,” said Commissioner Kelly. “We’ve been hopin’ to catch this character ridin’ dirty for a long time, and now we finally got him.”
The rapper’s arrest record reveals he was stopped at 2:36 a.m. and booked at 6:06 a.m. at the Spring St. Station. Officer Michael Santore said he was forced to arrest Chamillionaire soon after pulling him over.
“He was speedin’ and swangin’ from side to side, and his music was so loud, so incredibly loud, so I pulled him over,” said Officer Santore. “When he rolled down the window, I was hit in the face with a huge cloud of weed smoke, so I asked him to step out of the car and cuffed him immediately. That’s when I did it, I did it, I caught him, I caught him ridin’ dirty.”
After a routine search of the vehicle, NYPD officers found enough drank (a mixture of codeine and cough syrup) and dro’ (hydroponically grown marijuana) to put the rapper in prison for up to 10 years. But that wasn’t all.
“Under his seat was a loaded and unregistered pistol, armed with illegal cop-killer bullets,” said Officer Santore. “When he saw I’d found his weapon, Mr. Chamillionaire attempted to bribe me with $10,000 dollars out of his glove compartment. With the added gun violation and bribery charges, I’d say all told, he’s now looking at a solid 50-60 years in a maximum security prison.”
The rappers’ lawyer released a statement on the matter today, stating that all charges against Chamillionaire will be dropped as he “is an obvious victim of racial profilin’.”
However, despite these accusations, NYPD Commissioner Kelly adamantly defended his department’s actions.
“This guy raps about how much he hates the law, and how much he loves to drink, do drugs and drive, and then he has the nerve to accuse us of racial profiling?” said Kelly. “It’s a tad ridiculous, don’t you think?”
JUST BECAUSE HE RAPS ABOUT IT DONT MEAN NOTHING AND YALL JUST TRYING 2 BRING HIM DOWN BUT HE AINT STOPPING!!!!!!